Shi Hu’s eyebrows are frowning slightly, but Tai Shixuan has always looked down on Shi Min, who was born in the Han nationality. It is even more uncomfortable to see the latter so arrogant on weekdays, so he seized the opportunity and sneered at the tunnel, "Spine slave, you didn’t come here specially to entertain your father, did you?"
Shi Min didn’t speak but hit the box again. He took it out of the box … A bowl of soil and a bowl of water?
The ministers are stunned!
Even looking at Shi Hu with his head back on his face, he stare big eyes and looks incredible.
Everyone polished their eyes and looked again. Yes, Shi Min is holding a bowl of soil in his left hand and a bowl of water in his right hand!
"This … this is your birthday present for me?"
Shi Hu face suddenly gloomy.
RanLiang looked at the in the mind squealed hurriedly to pull Shi Min arm knelt begging for mercy "king pardon! Shi Min was young and knew that he didn’t mean to offend the king! "
Shi Xuan saw that Shi Min Shouli turned out to be a bowl of water and a bowl of soil so perfunctory … Oh, it shouldn’t be even perfunctory.
Shi Xuan couldn’t help laughing brazenly sarcastically "how bold! The gifts presented by the ministers to the King are nothing but rare antiques. It’s better for you, Shi Min, to take this as a birthday present! Are you flouting the king? "
"Is! I have never heard of anyone holding water and earth gifts since ancient times! Shi Min is really bold! "
"I heard that general Shi Min treats money like dirt! Unless he has the ability to turn money into dirt? "
"Ha ha ha ha this is a blasphemy! Sin can be forgiven! "
"Shi Min don’t you even take out a little treasure? I really don’t know how to write a dead word with this worthless thing to perfuse the king? "
Shi Xuan followers also stood up and shouted angrily.
Shi Min’s face remained unchanged, and he was still kneeling there without being forced.
Shi Hu immediately angry way "people will give me Shi Min dragged out! Waist! "
Minister Shi Min, who was hostile to him, looked at him with a face of derision at this time, and sympathized with Minister Shi Min, silently shook his head.
"Wait a minute!"
Two samurai in front of the temple just ran in and Shi Min brewed a mood, then suddenly drank a bowl of water and poured it into a bowl filled with soil, holding the porcelain bowl in his hands.
Shi Min high way "king putian Murphy king soil! The rate of Tubin is not a king! "
"Don’t you know the meaning of this soil and water?"
Shi Hu leng one.
Deliberately wooing Shi Minyi Yang Gong Shijian couldn’t help but shine at the moment.
Shi Jian came out and said, "Father Wang Jian! Spine Nujin gives you a birthday present. This soil and water represents rivers and mountains. Ji Nuxin wants to send all the great rivers and mountains to your father! "
Shi Hu smell speech immediately angry and son ran to the surface will Shi Min lifted up.
"Ha ha ha ha! Good good! "
Shi Hu said three funny tunnel from ear to ear "spines slave very deferential! Spine slaves can be used to fighting, but we can expand our territory! When I can seize this great day! When I can hand over this universal land to me! "
"My King Sheng!" All the ministers bowed down to shout a way
Shi Min was relieved to see this "birthday present" really worked, and his palms were sweating.
Chapter 25 Biped Sheep
For Shi Min’s offering of "water" and "earth", Shi Hu was very happy to take Shi Min’s hand and give him a seat on the side.
The princes, Taishi Xuanshou, looked at Shi Min with envy and hatred, and wished to replace him!
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The ministers pushed a cup at the table to make a toast to Shi Hu in turn. Shi Hu often had a drink and the ministers drank it all at once.
Of course, in front of Wang Shihu in Zhao Tian, everyone dared not be presumptuous, so they all ate and drank wine politely and chatted with people around them from time to time.
sing and dance in celebration of the good times—put on a show to celebrate peace and prosperity
Shi Hu put the glass and grabbed a piece of beef and chewed it there without losing its Hu Ren color! Suddenly, he seemed to think of something. Let go of the big piece of beef and wiped his hands with a rag.
"What’s the matter with the king? Is beef not to your taste? " Shi Min couldn’t help eyelid jumped out and asked.
If the things cooked by the kitchen are not delicious, it is conceivable that Shi Hu’s tyrannical temper will definitely be cut off!
But today is Shi Hu’s own birthday, and this big day should not be bloody!
Shi Hu squinted and said, "It’s really tasteless. This beef is too light and cooked, and it doesn’t taste chewy at all."
Shi Min looked at the beef in Shi Hu’s plate. That large piece of beef can be said to be medium-rare. There is dry blood all over this side. You can definitely feel a fishy smell when you bite it!
So the beef has no taste? Too light? Not chewy again?
What a joke!
It seems that Shi Hu is really a dog who can’t change his habit of eating shit, but human nature is eating meat and drinking blood. Maybe he still wants to eat raw beef? Does he bite?
Shi Min bowed his head and said, "Why don’t you let someone change it for the king?"
Shi Hu smell speech lightly waved his hand and said, "You can make do with spiny slaves. Do you know what meat is better than this beef and mutton in this world?"
Shi Min hesitated and replied, "Is it donkey meat?"
Gu Yu yun Tian long rou di donkey meat
Of all the meats, donkey meat is more delicious, and Shi Min has eaten donkey meat fire, so he tentatively asked one.
Without thinking, Shi Hu shook his head and said, "No!"
"I think the best food in this world is mutton with two feet!"
Smell speech Shi Min pupil couldn’t help but shrink with a jerk and then lowered his head to prevent Shi Hu from seeing his expression at the moment.
And Shi Hu still there some tunnel "this’ mutton’ taste is extraordinary and the best among’ mutton’ is the Chinese young girl baby meat! The newborn babies are silky and delicious, which is most suitable for roasting sheep or stewing and sprinkling a layer of spices. That’s really amazing! "
"And the meat of young girls of Han nationality is also extraordinary. They don’t know that if their skin is delicate, it will melt in the mouth and taste comfortable. It is most suitable for cooking soup with seasoning or braising their meat. It tastes really sweet, delicious, silky and not greasy. It tastes much better than those braised trotters!"
Said Shi Hu also unconsciously licked the corners of the mouth smiling tunnel "I haven’t eaten baby and young girl meat for a long time. I really miss that taste."
“……”
Shi Min was silent.
Shi Min felt a great humiliation and indignation in his heart. At this moment, Shi Hu is a complete beast in his eyes!
It shouldn’t be worse than animals!
Animals don’t eat their own kind, but this fellow is very happy to eat his own kind. Isn’t it worse than animals?